Dan got all choked up when he came across this KIElBASA:
It's the daily special sign in front of the restaurant in the lobby of the building I work in. Since I found your site, I'v been checking it daily with my fingers crossed; I guess it finally paid off. Hopefully the culprit will strike again.
Sure, the K is capital, so one might expect the L to be lowercase, but this special is still a hard one to swallow.