Monday, February 19, 2007
By now you have been inundated with news about the untimely demise of model and reality tv star Anna Nicole Smith. But what you may not have known is that even a scandal in the wind such as this is suseptible to the lowercase L phenomenon. Mike G. submits this fine example of awkward lowercase L usage in current events, an outstanding occurrence worthy of the tabloid pages on its own.
Found on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com, the first, best, and most shocking offense in this handwritten prison letter from Mark "HOllYWOOD" Hatten is the willfully given "SPERM SAMPlE", splashed on the yellow stationary (seen above) for us to soak in. Further down in the letter is the less offensive "HOllYWOOD", not as confusing because there is some variation in the height of the capital letters. Finally, at the bottom of the letter, we are treated to a double whammy with the request to "PlEASE CONTACT: ATTORNEY AT LAW, PAUl F. FEGEN" (click image on right to see full size).
I don't understand much about the laws surrounding custody of Anna Nicole's baby, but at least now I understand why this guy is behind bars.